2cm of hell

I measured the stack of homework. 2cm.

• 阅报心得
• 论文
• 华岗文学征稿 (wads this?)
• CL thick piece of shit
• 6x Bio thick pieces of shit
• EL compo framework
• EL SRQ
• Maths Vectors self-study
• Physics wks
• Chem wks
• Chem Organic Chem
• Ecology poster
• Testimonial / Personal statement
• SMRP (if u haven done)
• Book Circle
• IHC magazine proj
• IHC terrorism proj
• Revise SPA
• Revise all Exams

Wake up if u r still slacking

Nice

Nice. Somebody actually tried to impersonate me. What I can say is, the true mystery poster isn't that dumb.

And you daft people out there, please understand that your trap isn't that good as it is. I know that you might want to feel happy about trapping a fake, but get real.

Well, so who am I? Donovan?

LOLOLOL

Gotcha! Omg u sneaky... I din even suspect u. Now the guy has been revealed, i shall reveal the original MrX. It was actually Benji, OBQ or Squiwwelpaw. It has to be someone who doesnt hav a blogger acct and has to use this saccharin acct. It has to be someone who takes geog. It has to b someone who was observing class politics, or fit that tone, or simply noe the 'victims' well enuff.

I nvr tot of 4s3saccharin. He doesnt hav an blogger acct, he takes geog, and noes the victims well enuff. And he is quiet enuff to aviod suspicion, but sometimes joker. Plus he is from Aphelion so he can tink of SMOPS. On the day when JianYang posted the video, he asked that guy to go on the blog to see the vid. On the same day, that mystery post was posted. "The guilty often returns to scene of the crime" -Sherlock Holmes. Sure enuff, quick succession of posts were posted. Mebbe he wouldnt hav gave himself away if he din tag on the tagboard. MrWHY was a trap.

Nice one lah.

Btw, I noe nid to manually sign off, cos theres always smth unique abt my posts. Can u find the unique thing? Btw, this detective work got us talking for awhile and sorta advertised our blog, so great job! We should do this again sometime.

OMG MATHS TEST!!!

saccharin  i'll own up one day but you sure won't believe its me			19 May 09 18:15 218.186.13.226
	Don  Unless you are the one..	20 May 09 23:47 218.186.13.226

 

I'm Innocent

I plead not gulity to all charges.

And I have a two suspects that you might want to consider:
1. SqurrielPaw aka YQ
2. MrWHY

:) Don

Long Long time ago

Hi, just wanna show u something i took a long time ago...


Before: Zhen slacking...


After: OBQ suddenly jump in. Zhen tio raped!
Or is it the other way round.


:) don

Come on man

I tink theres rilly no nid to b so serious abt that "mystery post" thing cos it doesnt rilly matter rite? Cos firstly, i din get insulted, and i dun tink anyone shud b insulted. For the 6 ppl that were mentioned, pls say smth if feel offended in anyway and that guy shud apologise. Otherwise, we shud take it as a joke. And its rilly true, and i like the way the poster phrased things haha, i mus learn frm him.

And blaming the guy, well, jus sign off okay? Unless u deliberately wan to unite the class by creating a class mystery, well then, creative idea. And one impnt thing. I dunno if u did or not, but pls, no editing of other ppl's post unless they allow so.

By the way, can i make a wild guess abt the identity of the poster? Nvm, i shall not say. Using clever elimination method, i derived at Mr. X. First i took a class list and cancelled out ppl like Irvin, Mao, Murfy, Junxiong, Weikang etc. U noe, those ppl who we can trust not to do such a thing. In fact i narrowed it down to abt 10 ppl. I noe im out (obviously). I included the 6 ppl mentioned, i included some guys frm Aphelion (cos if anyone wans to bond the class, its them), I included OBQ n YongQuan, cos it sounds like their tone, and also some ppl who occasionally act funny. Then i tot abt my position as a possible suspect, and the "culprit" obviously wanted the class to include my name in the list of suspects. Who would do that? I tot abt that. And i applied the same rule to my suspects. And i found the guy with the most number of ticks next to his name to be....

Drumroll.
Ans revealed next post, or revealed by the guy himself.

Anw, regarding Mr Sng's present, hey good idea, buy him a small ceremic figurine of a guy n a girl mebbe? I bought that for my piano teacher when she got married.

Signing off
The onli guy noober than ZhunSong
Kiat Long

Re: Signing off after a post

Why so serious?

Well, I admit it was me who posted it okay?

Anyways, I did sign off. My name is really 4s3saccharin and that is the fact right?

Changing the topic...

Hey hunks and babes, you guys going to Mr Sng's wedding? Shall we buy something as a class as a small gift?

Regards

Sign Off After Posting

Hey guys,

This is a reminder to sign off after you post something, so that we can know who you are! =)

In the event that you do not want us to know who you are, well... =/

What can I do?

Before I forget:

English Exposition is due TOMORROW!

Cheers,

Zhun Song

P.S. I didn't get C6 for IH, got a C5 instead. So I don't feel so sad anymore. But seriously, that is still noob.

I feel Noob

So basically,
Our class achieve one thing or two after 6 months.
This post is not meant to insult anyone. Just take it as some coolbits and laugh it out.
Just to highlight some contributors:

1st Prize: Zhun Song. He has felt Noob since the start of the year and continues to feel noob. Being a noob, he has gone around making people snigger at his noob marks. Etc maths which he felt noob missing 40 by 1. Feel noob because jierong say so blablabla.

2nd Prize: Jierong. One of the main contributors of CO2, he enjoys to open his mouth. He fills the class with jokes and funny antiques, lifting up class spirit, that we may study hard and greet teachers well like madam sow.

3rd Prize: Vernon. Thanks to his unique tone, he has united the class in one voice. Members of class 4s3 echo his sound which breaks the silence like wonderful music. He hairstyling talent is also of great value.

4th: Tseng Wei. The leader of 4s3. He knows how to command respect. He has many loyal supporters whom he address as comrades. He has mastered the art of marching and shouting. His charisma and loyalty for Germany inspires us all. Xuan ler is his right-hand man.

5th Prize: Mark Tern. I'm sure you still believe the air-con coming back to our class was a accident after SMOPS. But let me tell you one thing, Mark Tern did this.. with his big stash of green notes. Hon just could'nt resist the temptation. Mark's all rounding skill in basketball, soccer and pool is also one of a kind.

class performance

hi, 

i want to use this opportunity to thank all of you for your contributions and willingness to participate, considering we did not have any creative ideas or enough time to prepare. Especialy to the 7 ppl in the main dance + Irvin, and Daniel who did the solo dance too. 

In my opinion, our class dance was way better than expected.. and i guess we made a very strong impression in everyone and mrs sow. 

We have long been considered as the smtp class with the worst msg. i think from this we really proved ms chua wrong and we do have class spirit. If you didnt know, there was a mass downloading of poker face in some classes in the sch after our performance.

Once again, thanks to all, and here is the video. 

Jy

No Motivation

Hello,

My results are ATROCIOUS! B3 for Physics, A2 for Chemistry and worse than C6 for IH.

Therefore:

• I have no mood to revise.
  
• I have no mood to do homework. And I have overdue homework with me.
  
• I realised how bleak and desolate life can really be.
  

In other words, I have no MOTIVATION. And motivation is an important drive to mug. In fact, I don't really feel like doing anything anymore. Except playing, and probably get lost in time and space while playing. I just wanna go into a long and deep slumber and never wake up, ever.

That is why the June holidays are ever more so important.

June is a time:

• To mug.
  
• To finish up ACE.
  
• To get lost in time and space while playing.
  
• To sleep.

However in the end, Darwin's theory of evolution still prevails. Survival of the fittest. We'll all undergo 'intellectual' selection and under this selection pressure, I'll be the first and only one to get eliminated, since I'm the noobest. The rest will be better adapted for the immediate local environment and so on and so forth.

Life just sucks (for me).

The failure,

Zhun Song